poison the waterhole

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.

Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.

by Alex Dundizzle January 5, 2008

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Poison

A flaw, a bad ingredient, something disgusting.
Towards things: Not good for you/your health
Towards a person: Not attractive, obese, too much make-up, no make-up, acne

"I'm not eating that poutine it's poison" or "Man, I can't do it, she's poison"

by Beanns February 28, 2014

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Position

Place

Know your position

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D - Posing

When a man lays his genitals on top of a girls face whilst T - Posing.

Yo I caught Marcus D - Posing on his girlfriend last week. Shit was lit!

Last time I D - Posed, I got a hair in her eye.

Man I can't wait to D - Pose this weekend, I'm gonna make some girl my bitch!

by Tpala December 11, 2018

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The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019

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