Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Toke poser

Someone who has smoked weed very little and brags about it or brags about his/hers high all the time

Luke shut the fuck up your a toke poser

by Anubis.ign January 17, 2019

fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.

Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...

by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019

Bossy Posse

A group of strong, independent, professional woman that form a fiercely loyal bond. They support each other, build up each other. They make time to celebrate their friendship and plan outings and annual vacations. Their bond is unbreakable.

The Bossy Posse is planning their annual vacation together.

by Bossy Posse February 19, 2020

Angry Postal Worker

When you cum on an envelope seal, let it dry, and then someone licks it.

Frank got me with the Angry Postal Worker again!

by BalsagnaFace April 29, 2021

rat possum

Rat possum

First you take the rat then add a posom, then it becomes really awesome.

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Is it rat or possom, I don’t know

I’m making this up as I go
And If the merging doesn’t work
Then they’ll both start to smirk
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-oo. h)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the rat doesn’t cooperate
Turn it into wire that is great
Rat wire! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the possum isn’t awesome
Then hit it with a blossom

Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
RAT POSSOM! (cha cha cha)
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first you take a rat, then a possum, then it becomes freakin awesome. This is called a rat possum.

by daddycomebackwithmilkyplz June 3, 2021

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018