Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.

booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse

by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012

vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011

pantaleta

the spanish word for panties or female underwear.

grace cross her legs and we could see her pantaleta!!

by joseph russel April 7, 2008

pant cream

the film that accumulates on your jeans/pants when you wear them too many times between washings

I have to do some laundry, my jeans are covered in pant cream.

I can't wear these tonight, feel the pant cream.

Alt: These are feeling pretty panty, I better wash them tomorrow.

by solesista February 5, 2010

Panteli

A girl who is really smart in school but lacks common sense. She can never be wrong and is frequent to moaning and crying but is also a freak in the sheets. Keeps her legs open until she finds the one guy she wants forever. Also loves garlic and cheese.

Guy 1: "hey, i slept with that girl last night"
Guy 2: "She's such a Panteli "
Guy 1: "Yea, I could smell the garlic off her breath"

by Anon2244 June 14, 2018

The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

pant shitter

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).

GW Bush is a chronic pantshitter.

by DesiDog May 9, 2005