sharkskin pillow

a coarse scruffy face that is tough on a gal's sensitive skin.

-What happened? You have a bright red spot on your chin!
-Oh, it's okay. My new boyfriend has a sharkskin pillow.

by ramdanger September 19, 2012

Pillow

An individual who's identity happens to be very similar in spelling and pronunciation to a well known noun, and any jokes involving that certain nown told around said individual will result in dirty looks and rude comments about the tellers mother.

R:All I did was make fun of her name and she made rude comments about my mother!

J:Oh, she must be a pillow then.

by PILLOWPETSSTILLAPLY June 20, 2011

pillow biters

People who bite pillows

OMG, they such pillow biters!

by thecharacterwannie January 15, 2023

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Russian pillow fight

Two Russians are going at each other until they see their brother wants to join in.

Do you have any plans tonight

“Russian pillow fight”…

by Owen daddy May 10, 2025

dogs head pillow

that dog across the road you feel like puntung into the sun because he thinks he is a shark that eats everything and his eyes are bigger then his buttcheeks.

it is dogs head pillow

by himsyboy April 8, 2022

Pillow pilates

The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.

Me and my women had pillow pilates last night

by ELDDP July 6, 2021