period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

Entrepreneurial Period

The Entrepreneurial Period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. It's where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. These moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing.

Wife: Bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he's irritable. He must be on his entrepreneurial period.

by Windows65 October 10, 2016

interjobal period

The time between when one has left their previous job and before their next job has begun. It is characterized by bliss, elation, and a feeling of euphoria, as the problems and stress of the prior job are no longer relevant, and the problems of the new job are not yet known.

During her interjobal period, Sarah traveled the world and enjoyed a sense of freedom and joy she hadn't felt in years.

by pastaronisata June 26, 2024

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by Mr. Toedawgs September 25, 2022

Period

a thing that happens once a month for girls and blood leaks out of their vagina

O NO i got my period

by Bob su November 25, 2019

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

period bomb

when you fill up a balloon with period blood and throw it at someone or something.

I got so mad at him when he cheated on me that I went to the restroom and made a fresh period bomb. Taught him not to mess with me.

by bellalyn June 24, 2025