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Patrick

A lying cheating snake, he will make you cry more than laugh and he just wants to get in your pants. He’s ugly but always gets what he wants with girls. Never trust him
Trinity: god Patrick is texting me again

Hannah: ew he is hitting me up too
by Bythat one May 24, 2018
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St. Patrick's Revenge

1. The terrible hangover you have the day after St. Patrick's Day.

2. Throwing up as a result of excessive drinking, either while drunk or while hungover. (Compare Montezuma's revenge.)
1. "Don't talk to me. It's March 18 and I'm suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."

2. "I'm never drinking again. I just spent half an hour in the bathroom, suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."
by fightxsong March 19, 2009
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Patrick

|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
That one there, that's Patrick. He is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.”
by Aimss December 16, 2013
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A form of black tar heroin.
The colour is closer to a dark green.
Short Term Effects include violent diahriah, twitching, and irrational break dancing.
Long term effects include nose bleeds and loss of pubic hair.
"We hit some hard patricia last weekend and now i cant see the colour purple"
by POW COLLECTOR October 21, 2006
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Patricia

Patricia is a sexy, kinky, dirty girl who loves group sex, anal and gloryholes. She will walk into an Adult Theater and own the place. Having every guy in the place begging for her sexy hot attention. She is a true sex machine....
Patricia has them all begging for more.....
by Bremguy July 5, 2012
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my girlfriend's nickname for my penis
"Wow! Patrick is looking at me!"
by gazmus December 15, 2008
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Patric

A kid that instead of going to talk to friends, draws some weird manga/anime/japanese comic crap. Anti-social, and quiet. Whenever he says "I can't find it" when looking for an assignement, it means he really didn't do it. Oh well. He's decent. Sometimes.
Dude! That guy is such a Patric. He just sits there and draws all day.
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