Panda Enemy

People who break or destroy headbands. If you break someone's headband pandas will never love you.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Nick broke my favorite headband.
Girl #2: He is most definitely a Panda Enemy now.

by pandashateyou October 13, 2010

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Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 04, 2023

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A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

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Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.

You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around

by Loveydisco September 18, 2022

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A person who seems to be very conservative, but is actually a freak in the bed.

I always thought he was a prude. It turns out he is a stud panda.

by TonyDipp December 30, 2022

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fat people that grow weed in their backyard and sell it for cheap.

man, you should see my dope panda.

by mr.poopyface May 07, 2015

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Makoto: Build a bear reject

Monokuma: I AM NOT IM A YIN YANG DESPAIR PANDA- wait-

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