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Panda

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.
He wanted to take her home from the bar but she was acting like a panda.
by Panda_guy April 3, 2024
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Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.
"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."
by Synesthete March 22, 2020
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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
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Fat Panda

A female with a fat vagina you can see even with clothes on.
Damn! She thick! Yea man, she got a fat panda too! I hope it smell like water cause I wanna dive in it. I don't eat ass tho!
by Jackinyocrack167 June 3, 2020
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¡Que no panda el cúnico!

¡Que no panda el cúnico! Is a Fortnite emote that has your skin floating on a rock. It is commonly paired with Raven Team Leader. The emote sold for 500 v-bucks
Bro 1: “Bro have you seen the ¡Que no panda el cúnico! emote on Raven Team leader.”
Bro w:”seriously… get help.”
by God_did November 29, 2023
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Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
Anto is such a session panda. I love him.
by OiGD October 17, 2008
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Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018
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