Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.

Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth

by crushedicey May 5, 2014

Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

Bus Job

A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.

Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

hawk job

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

by worderamma February 17, 2010

Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.

You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!

by LlihTter October 22, 2014

Job Prease

Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.

Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!

by SD C April 7, 2010