Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk

let's drank at that table

by Slurp juice November 28, 2018

pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching

pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.

by alema March 23, 2008

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022