by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
Get the OFFICER DAVIDmug. the professional's consultation room.
enters the doctor's office as a patient
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Officemug. When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
Get the Office Headphone Syndromemug. Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Result in the death of police officersmug. Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.
by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024
Get the Delusional Officemug. Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
Get the OFFICER DAVIDmug. Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.
Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
Get the Office Cutemug.