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The Office Experiment

A great Roblox game where you have to find weapons and survive tasks until the last person is standing. Your coworkers will be mentally unstable and will try to kill you.
The office experiment is such a psychotic game”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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Office Princess

A woman who is well loved in her office. She is over-qualified in her job, so much that she completes things early and consequently gets the free time to socialize. She loves chatting with her coworkers and be the best dressed in the office.

She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.

When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.

She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.

She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.

She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.

She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
"Susie's having some car trouble so I'm calling a friend whose a mechanic to see if they could help her. Let's talk later, I've got to bring her coffee"

"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
by Knicknackpaddywhack December 12, 2022
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Office

the daily liturgy consisting of psalms and prayers chanted by clergy members, including Roman Catholic priests and members of other religious orders.
Father O'Malley spent the morning leading the congregation in the Divine Office.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
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SARC Office

It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.

(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"

Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
by vassvass123 October 30, 2011
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