Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

flip a noodle on my Mac

another term for masturbation

After a long day at work, I am going to go home and flip a noodle on my Mac to some porn.

by noodlelover420 October 12, 2019

cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

sonria sea noodles

CEO of 😌
shes v chill 😊‼️
minecraft

hey bro yu know sonria sea noodles? oh you mean sea noodle lol 😆 lol Pee shes funny my grandma died😊

by Iheartsaihara January 12, 2021

High as a noodle

When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.

Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"

by VFortuna February 22, 2021

spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell

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by 5ze7xr6 July 7, 2021

noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.

"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003