short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".

Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!

by classyshit October 27, 2011

short term rental

A short term rental is a rental agreement where the tenant agrees to rent the property for a short period of time, usually 30 days or less. This type of rental agreement is often used by people who are looking for a temporary place to stay, such as people who are moving to a new city or people who are traveling for work.

Often times is no associated with vacation rental apps like Airbnb in VRBO. People you short term rentals for vacationing in often times unique and wonderful locations that would normally not be available for those who just rent hotels when traveling.

Short term rentals is abbreviated as STR, and due to the large amount of real estate investors starting short term rental businesses, competition drives innovations.

My family and I were looking for a short-term rental at the beach for our family reunion. We found a wonderful beach house in Crystal Beach Texas called the Sandy seahorse, which is a short term rental property.

by Better Than Awesome August 24, 2022

Short term coke

When you find a random ID and take out short term loans to finance your coke.

Yo I found this random ID yesterday, lets get some short term coke this friday.

by KonSzym July 2, 2023

Short-Term Itis

No longer having fucks to give as the end is near.

My last day is in two days, my co-worker keeps telling me I have Short-Term Itis.

by The Goddess Josefina September 13, 2018

Oompa Loompa Shorts

Shorts that are so long on you that they make you look like an Oompa Loompa.

Those Oompa Loompa shorts are looking good.

by highway240 January 30, 2019

Short people energy

Willing to throw down with anyone despite their own, usually little to low in comparison, personal abilities. Can be in a fight or with any skill. Constantly over estimates their ability but their confidence and energy makes up for it 10 fold.

10 pound bag of energy in a 2 pound bag

Human version of small dog energy/syndrome. Person can be of any size but still have it

Dude just tried to fight 3 jacked dudes who were all over 6 feet tall! Total short people energy. It was like watching a chihuahua trying to fight a Doberman.

Did he win?

Actually he got a few blows in while they were wondering if he was serious or not.

by Doodlebird January 2, 2022

short fat frat

A short, brown, kinda chubby, frat star who wears shades inside and loves bud light also some cocaine he basically the most chill bro ever. ....but, has no respect for woman. Last occasionally wants to fight little Asian kids when he is drunk as shit. Also, he replaced water in his diet with beer.

Bro 1: Dude do you follow Short Fat Frat

Bro 2: Nah dude
Bro1: You should he's like TFM all in one bro, bro

Bro 2: k

by Short Fat Frat January 12, 2018