cunt-muffin

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.

1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!

by cody October 16, 2004

spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.

Why do I attract all the spud muffins?

by Ontologist on Call July 07, 2009

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004

rag muffin

Rag Muffin, the end result of a female's sanitary pad after use. Puffed up and red somewhat resembeling a long red/pink muffin.

I found someones rag muffin in the bathroom.

My finger swelled up like a rag muffin when i got stung by that bee.

by adnameere May 18, 2006

Muffin Man

lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee

Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

Muffin Tramp

A woman who wears a Muffin Top with a Tramp Stamp.

A Muffin Tramp displays her Tramp Stamp tattoo under her Muffin Top.

by Trish Warner October 03, 2008

Cosmic Muffin

A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs

Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.

The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him

Im hungry. Its muffin time.

by yomuff June 07, 2011