minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015

mingechete

A mingechete (/məngˈʃɛti/; Spanish pronunciation: mangˈtʃete) is a large cleaver-like knife. The blade is typically 32.5 to 45 centimeters (12.8 to 17.7 in) long and usually under 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thickness. In the Spanish language, the word is a diminutive form of the word minge, which means vagina or beaver and was used to refer to large unkempt female genital areas.1 It’s primary use is to clear a path through the severely overgrown pubic area bush2 to allow access to the sin cave.

Pack: Wallace, I've been wanting you for years... (I'm drippin' weet}
Wallace: You look awesome right now.
Pack: Give it to me now, big boy......
Wallace: Bazinga, your bush is so dense and jungle-like down here, I'm totally choking on pubes, I should've brought a Mingechete to clear a path to your steaming sin cave.

by dotdotwallace March 6, 2016

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016

ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

by Chief wiggum May 22, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Minger

A person who is a ginger without freckles and has a giant forehead with very plain features.

That kid over there is a minger.

by Ipooptoomuch July 19, 2016

Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016