moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

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Moistache

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.

Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

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Moist Corner

A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.

"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

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moint noint

Someone named Tom doing something silly

someone named Tom falling over. "Tom you moint noint!"

by benny B Dog June 15, 2023

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Moinz

An exclamation or expression of how you are feeling in a moment, best described by facial expressions.

Person 1: “They offered me the job!”
Person 2: “Moinz!!! 😁”

Person 1: “Jessica called me ‘bestie’ like six times in that conversation. She definitely wont go out with me.”
Person 2: “Moinz… 😬”

by Coomie August 25, 2023

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