The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.
"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"
by Bro'connor May 22, 2010
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joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
by pault69 November 4, 2008
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when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .
bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!
billy: me too dude! *high five*
billy: me too dude! *high five*
by DrPepperMadness May 8, 2011
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A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
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Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
by notunh February 6, 2010
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I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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