march 29 

a sexy man that pulls all the girls and lives in virginia

march 29 right

march 29 by guclfvjjik October 18, 2019

March Hare 

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

March Hare by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

March 14th 

The birthday of the bhaddest chicks alive. Specifically blondes born on this day are the best people you could ever meet. THE BADDEST BITCHES

wow sarah must’ve been born on march 14th because she’s the baddest blonde chick i’ve ever met.

March 14th by thebaddestblondeyoullevermeet October 23, 2019

march 19

National put a dick in your butt day.

I can’t wait for March 19 so I can put a dick in my butt!

march 19 by Hdidicjns October 16, 2019

March 12 

It’s national grab your girlfriends ass day. Do it in school or some place else! Have fun boys.

Guy grabs ass*

Girl oop*

Guy oops didn’t mean too
Girl that’s okay I like it.

Guy grabs it again.
Girl 🤤

This was on March 12

March 12 by Ilovebigdick March 11, 2020

march 25 

Commonly recognized as the day All Evil was Formed and sent shooting into the universe in its own calculated and cruel big bang. Positively the worst day in all of history. Any and All born this day are known to have a unfathomable amount of evil and cruelty. Males are neither hideous nor beautiful, but a awkward in between to to confuse anyone or thing they may attach themselves to. Females often stunningly beautiful. Cunning and arrogant are two words that may describe March 25 born creatures. If you bear a child this day you may consider therapy from a early start for yourself, as you may feel the child is deliberately trying to aggravate, and critique you from birth (which it is) to help you cope.
Day of Death, Pain and Suffering.

Doctor : I'm so sorry, your baby is Due March 25 th.
Mother: ( tears roll down face and whimpers) "why?, why....?"
Father: (drops down in knees and wails loudly) "KHAAAAN!!!!"

march 25 by air_22 May 4, 2014

march 29th 

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day

veit: hey what's up bro
Jake: just took a mean shit my man
Veit: wait what? don't you know that it's march 29th?
Jake: oh SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Veit: No worries bro just lemme clean you up real quick🤙

march 29th by Les Steiger October 15, 2019