mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Mountain Dew Creampie

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

by Pussymoneyneed October 25, 2019

mountain dew addict

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.

1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”

by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019

Cheyenne Mountain JH

Cheyenne Mountain Junior High is labeled as the spoiled rich kids school, in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They always brag about their wrestling or basketball teams

Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Aren’t they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.

by MHHB4L December 19, 2018

Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.

Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?

by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023