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Midgetarian

n. A lifestyle associated with owning or desiring tiny objects
"People driving smart cars while using IPOD nanos tend to exhibit the lifestyle of midgetarians."
by windar July 13, 2009
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Midgetastic

A play-on word of fantastic with midget added
My fat brother is "Midgetastic"
by YOLO MOJO June 26, 2013
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Midgetoid

Having a midget-like disposition and/or body habitus.
The man was so midgetoid, he was mistaken for a toddler.
by Leo DiCraprio August 23, 2015
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Midgetnapping

Midgetnapping is like kidnapping, but with midgets
Midgetnapping
Guy 1: I just midgetnapped someone!
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: I picked him up and ran!
by The Midgetnapper June 20, 2017
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Midgetsu

Midgetsu is an ancient marshal art technic, made by the midget monks in Nepal. It is studied by the midget monks all over the world. Mostly in central asia. To study the ancient technic of midgetsu you must be the midget. MIdgets carry the midgetsu in there blood. The midgets to a every 10 years to journey to mount everest to see and learn from the midget monks. Midgetsu uses the short height as an advantage, in combat.
Midget: I have studied the art of midgetsu, and i am ready to beat you up sensually. Experience my Tranquility .
Person: Imma whoop your ass, boi.
Midget: HayyYa
by Badass Stuff November 15, 2017
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midgetitis

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
by Anal crisp December 26, 2017
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Midgeto

Annoying human being who looks like a dwarf. Seems to be nice at first but does mean jokes. Be careful he bites when he is feeling insecure.. sore loser.

Only positive side is that his little size allow you to bring it with you everywhere.
If you see a little man with a beard in the street looking creepily at you, this is so midgeto ! In that case the procedure of emergency is to call policia policia !!
by French muffin February 3, 2018
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