Canadian Masturbation

Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"

by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024

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Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.

''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''

by idgafosoae April 12, 2017

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chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

by anonymous February 20, 2022

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''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-

(H: no it's really not.)

That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''

Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast

''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.

by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025

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