reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.

Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.

by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018

cordell majors

cordell majors is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. cordell is handsome, very intelligent, athletic, a great listener, and extremely funny. he enjoys memes, video games, football, bowling, bob ross, and porkchops. if you meet cordell, do not take him for granted or you’ll regret it.

i am in love with cordell majors

by s.xdie January 18, 2019

harry major

A sexy beast with an unreal penis size

Hey isn't that harry major with the 50 incher

by blazersm3 May 1, 2019

harry major

A Guy with a 50 incher

That harry major dude has a 50 incher

by blazersm3 May 1, 2019

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That wierdo who calls himself tuna even though that's not his real name

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by Poodle noodles do you like stu May 20, 2019

college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job

For my college major I am gonna choose medicine

by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019