Matt Stryker

A professional wrestler on WWE or is now on the new ECW that's gimmick is to be a teacher to piss everyone off. He pisses them off by acting like he's the smartest person alive and that they are useless and dumb.

A retarded gimmick basicly.

"Hey, You know that dude Matt Stryker on ECW that brags about how smart he is?"

"Yeah."

"If I knew him in real life I'd beat his sorry ass because hes a retard."

"Lol."

by .::PrideFighter600::. December 9, 2006

matt potter

raging homesexual, can be seen in harry potter films, otherwise knows asbumbaclut or hoom!

cunt hey look at that fail over ther he has been matt pottered

by max jone8748258 January 24, 2011

Matt Morgan

A tall, statuesque jobber in WWE, known for his deep urge to get injured. It is not known why he wants to end his career.

Matt Morgan is salivating at the mouth for a chance to fight Scott Steiner and/or Goldberg.

by Chris Poirier August 8, 2004

matt galati sardo

probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )

1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''

2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks

3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''

by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 15, 2010

Matt Damon

the hottest and most most gorgeous person who ever set foot on this Earth who makes the best movies

Matt Damon is a HOTTIE BABY!!!!!

by Lauren November 14, 2003

Matt Damon

When you bend a hanger straight then stick it in your dick then rub the hanger it on a electric fence.

I just gave myself a Matt Damon on a prision fence,it was awesome!

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006

Matt Nagy

A Matt Nagy is someone who tries to outplay everyone but only ends up outplaying himself. He also repeatedly denies any fault of his own and deflects all the criticisms that come his way, usually done with the phrase " I'm not an idiot", despite the fact that he very well is. A Matt Nagy also has terrible time management skills. A Matt Nagy is like the kid you went to school with who got carried by the smart kid on a group test (which can be referred to as an "Andy Reid"), and is subsequently thought to be smart as well, but when he is expected to carry the group, he fails miserably, hurting the entire group's grade as well.

Did you see the way that coach punted on third down? Such a Matt Nagy thing to do lmao

Did you hear about our new head coach? Yeah, I just hope he doesn't end up being a Matt Nagy.

by SadBearsNoises October 26, 2020