dad joke

A dad joke sounds like a bad joke, but it's not.

Dad: My son says I only make 'dad jokes'. What's a 'dad joke'?
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.

by cjfinks August 30, 2015

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.

"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke

by Jacob November 29, 2004

Joker

A fool who likes to drink nasty coffee

Annie Barker is a joker.

by me1385109581051051 March 8, 2010

Sparano Joke

Similar to a Chuck Norris joke that is said to a member of the Sparano Family(Tony Sparano: head coach of the Miami Dolphins) that is said to remind them that they are richer and supirior to the person telling the joke.

Sparano Joke 1: How many licks does it take a Sparano to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

The World will never know since they bite it right away

Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None someone is paid to do it for them

by Dol-Fan4433 August 24, 2009

i'm broke as a joke

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.

'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'

by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

Joker

Making sweet love to your girl on her waterfall heavy "flow" day. As usual you pull out, cum on her face, but this time paint a smile by slap-wipe, zorro style, your bloody cock against her mouth leavin a huge red grin on her now creamy white face. You laugh and whisper, " I know how you got your scars."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, sob, and the world knows you've been jokered."

by Artdickyoulate February 4, 2010

Inside Joke

A joke that's formed by two or more people. Normally it's just an excuse to laugh because those two or more people have little to no comedic value and they're probably the unfunny friend in a group who always tells jokes. Try to explain what an inside joke literally is and you'll find out you can't.

"Feathers on the bird"
"Ahahaha"
"What?"
"Feathers on a train xD"
"Yeah shut up"
Inside jokes are almost as annoying as little preppy girls spouting Jonas bros are sexy, I don't find any of them ever funny, I never have made one up, and people who do should be shot. (Might be extreme but it really is grueling)

"Dude you have any inside jokes?"
"Yeah, one day me and my friend were at a lake and the lake exploded for no reason, now we always laugh whenever someone says 'random'"
"Why?"
"Because the lake explosion was so random hahaha"
"Yeah that doesn't make any sense. If it was funny to start then fine ok, but just the general term of random isn't funny, and a lake exploding isn't funny."
"Well it's an inside joke"
EXACTLY

by InsideJokeHater August 1, 2009