Ben and jerrys

Usually what girls eat while watching the notebook.

Girl: Ugh, he cheated on me..I need Ben and Jerrys.

by Cool777 July 27, 2009

worm jerky

n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.

Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - I hate hearing it crunch underfoot.

by Shannon L-B April 14, 2008

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

Jerrydick

An unexpected, surprisingly positive trait or quality, often secret, that is had by someone who is disproportionately negative, average or lackluster.

The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.

Tom has to be the biggest moron I’ve ever met, but his Jerrydick is that he’s an incredible guitar player.

by Mercynary(kik) March 24, 2019

Jerky Nibbler

To nibble or lightly bite at another person's anus skin.

Man it's been a rough week, I could sure go for a relaxing jerky nibbler.

by JerkNibs2011 April 29, 2011

jerky nipple

A woman's rough nipple after breast feeding for a long period of time.

that girl had some serious jerky nipples.

by Xtine January 6, 2014

Jerr Party

A party hosted by Jerr with lots of alcohol, lots of fun and lots of Jerr. This is an invite only party with no RSVP. The guest list to Jerr Party's are limited to Jerr.. In fact there is little know about what happens at a Jerr Party. It has been judged by the Guinness book of world records as the "Most exclusive and eloquent party known to man."

what are you doing tonight?
Jerr party.
Can I come?
No.

by saintlyhero May 24, 2017