jesse jackson 

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.

**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.

jesse jackson by Danderson July 16, 2008

michael jackson 

to be innovative original perfection

did you see those dance moves i was so michael jackson

michael jackson by andryce76 June 27, 2006

Michael Jackson 

He is a music genre himself.

Person A: Hey, what genre do you listen to?
Person B: Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson by Anonymous Music Genre September 16, 2009

dirty jackson 

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.

"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.

dirty jackson by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008

Michael Jackson Principle 

1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.

The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.

Michael Jackson Principle by SayItAgainAgain December 10, 2012

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson was one of the most gifted performing artists in history. His opus is that of an American original of unsurpassed musical genius and spans songwriting and recording to original choreography, film, iconography, and of course, virtuosity of performance. His creative gifts were so varied and prolific that the world has only lately learned of his additional skill in the studio arts of painting and drawing. In terms of brilliant innovation that defined but was not statically bound to an era, his art’s impact on our culture and the work of other artists makes for an extraordinary story.

Yeah, it’s true: Michael Jackson is all that.

Michael Jackson by ArteFact December 10, 2012

Michael Jackson 

The Greatest Singer in the whole World. Put a new meaning to Music. Sing Pop, Rock, and R&B. The King of Pop. Millions of fans all over the world.

Sold Billions and Billions of Records

Michael Jackson by Malcolm Mcfarlane May 23, 2005