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Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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jack and drop

To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.

Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.
Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.
by Edgar Allen Pie March 9, 2015
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Jack That Pig

Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.
I really gave that girl some good sex last night, I really know how to jack that pig!
by Teamcletus November 23, 2018
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Jack Kerens

He is amazing

He is so much fun to be around

Just him being their some how makes my day

Class with him is funny since he always has something to say

He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade

He is super sweet and caring

And he will get everything he will want in life
by S.A.V.A.G.E February 27, 2020
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Jack Griffo

by KiraKosarinHater June 17, 2018
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Jack aggity

You are acting like a jack aggity.
by Mmmac May 6, 2018
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Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
by Lacey13 January 17, 2012
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