When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?
Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Jelly Jackingmug. To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.
Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.
Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.
by Edgar Allen Pie March 9, 2015
Get the jack and dropmug. Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.
by Teamcletus November 23, 2018
Get the Jack That Pigmug. He is amazing
He is so much fun to be around
Just him being their some how makes my day
Class with him is funny since he always has something to say
He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade
He is super sweet and caring
And he will get everything he will want in life
He is so much fun to be around
Just him being their some how makes my day
Class with him is funny since he always has something to say
He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade
He is super sweet and caring
And he will get everything he will want in life
by S.A.V.A.G.E February 27, 2020
Get the Jack Kerensmug. by KiraKosarinHater June 17, 2018
Get the Jack Griffomug. When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
by Lacey13 January 17, 2012
Get the Mommy Jackedmug. 