Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.
That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.
by gary the pretzel December 18, 2011
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rotten bit of luck

Bad luck. It's using ironically about unpleasure situation.
What a rotten bit of luck ;) At least Hammond is excited!
by Gagarin December 20, 2016
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Sour bit

"Is this candy sour? "
"Not really, after you bite it, its got a sour bit to it."
by Trap Garage August 11, 2017
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bit bone

Your bit bone is sticking out of your pants
by Gotchagirl.emorybet February 05, 2018
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When you can’t get a boner for sex, but have sex anyways. With 2 DIFFERENT people
You were beyond hammered last night, and you nailed both of them?
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah
by Urnicus72 February 19, 2018
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bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later
They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!
by Dr. HaHa April 15, 2014
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soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.
Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)
by hugefuckingnerd January 16, 2016
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