Hooters

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the fatass i saw had really big hOOters...

by mr. big melonie January 14, 2004

Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Hooberstanked

Shitfaced before lunch time.

"I'm feeling wrecked."
"Mate it's 10:28, i'm hooberstanked."

by Gregory Marshall August 25, 2008

Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.

My hooker sock smells really bad.

by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008

hookerspit

A foul mixture usually comprised of at least two of the following, Gingivitis, semen, kool-aid, weed, blood, etc

Aaron: I really need to get the taste of hookerspit out of my mouth.

Neil: ... I don't think I want to be friends anymore.

by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009

Hooker Bait

A person who attracts hookers. Hookers will instinctively be drawn to this type of person as they reek of desperation and cash.

"I'm surprised Vince Offer is still on infomercials..that guy is total hooker bait."

by DueApril8th2010 April 5, 2010

Hooter Thunket

One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.

He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.

by ô¿ô February 28, 2011