hockessin

For the rest of the state of Delaware, a place we all know people from and kinda know where it is, but none of us has any idea how to spell it. And we're pretty glad. The place starts with HO.

"Spell Hockessin? HO...KESS-IN, you know what, I don't really know."

by Dang May 13, 2005

hockessin

the place i just moved to from newcastle where nobody comes outside unless they are 4. the only beerpong i know about is in my basement and damn i wish you people would invite me to play in yours

newcastle is way better than hockessin

stenning woods people need to come outside

by neil bell May 22, 2005

Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey

Only the most B.A. girls hockey team around loaded with amazing danglers.

Wow Niagara Junior Purple Eagles Girls Hockey looks amazing. They are professionals.

by eatshitfreshmen August 17, 2010

hockey

Back in the day there was a shitty sport named hockey that no one watched, but for some reason remained on telivision, then the players decided they wanted more money and the owners said "but we aren't making any money" so the NHL stopped being aired and now the world is finally pure, like when the beubonic plague died out or when the holocaust ended.

Fran "Did you watch the hockey game last night?"

Steve "Are you gay?"

by supah February 3, 2005

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

hockey

1. The most unpopular North American professional league sport. So unpopular that while Canada invented the sport and is proud of it, most of their teams have left to play in American cities. 2.A sport that nobody gives a damn about even though the 2005 NHL season has been cancelled. 3. The only major north american sport to have its season completely cancelled.

Man, hockey is so boring that the big networks will not show the Stanley Cups final on prime time network television; it gets relegated to tape delayed cable channels like espn.

by NBA Baller February 19, 2005

hockey player

A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.

Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*

by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008