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Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Hippiemug.

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"
"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"
by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023
mugGet the Floridian Hippie Tar Pitmug.

Burnt out hippie

a hippie or regular guy who decides to take ludicrous amounts of lsd and then ends up depersonalized and depressed for his whole life trips so hard that he never really came back with his full self just walking around saying nothing is real and forgetting your own thoughts
DONT TAKW HIGH DOSAGES OF PHYSCADELICS OR YOULL END UP LIKE A Burnt out hippie
by dontdrugupyoung June 23, 2023
mugGet the Burnt out hippiemug.

Hippie

A lady named Caroline King. Obsessed with eco friendly, chemical free items.
Caroline is a hippie.

You’re such a hippie Caroline
by KingAngus September 21, 2023
mugGet the Hippiemug.

Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
mugGet the Floor hippiemug.

Hippie

Someone who does acid once and thinks they're a hippie automatically. The people from Wyoming in Sweetwater county.
"Dude I did acid last night with Trea so I'm a hippie now"
by ere151515 January 3, 2017
mugGet the Hippiemug.

organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance
organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020
mugGet the organic hippie toenailsmug.

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