Glee Hipster

A person who knows the songs that Glee sings before they've sung them and let's EVERYONE know it. Glee Hipsters also hate those who only know songs from Glee.

Person: "Sing" is my new favorite song!

Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!

Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee

Glee Hipster: -_-

by ASuiteHeart May 29, 2011

secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.

Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters

by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012

hipster sex

Having sex with a hipster who points out obscure details while banging about your naked body.

I had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were!

by We_are_samanthas May 18, 2011

House Hipster

A house hipster is a hipster that spends a long time around 'normal' people that they aren't classed as a hipster anymore but still basically is one.

John: Hasn't that Adam been spending a lot of time with those non-hipsters?

Steve: Yeah he's turning in to a house hipster.

by b0wl May 6, 2012

dick hipster

A person who has sucked dick before he was told to or it was cool.

Person 1: Wow man go suck a dick!
Person 2: I already did! HAH!!
Person 1: Geez, you're a dick hipster.

by The true Dick hipster December 13, 2013

tragedy hipster

An unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering 'more vital' tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.

"Everybody's praying for Paris, but no network will cover the stuff in Beirut."
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"

by LionPatriot January 26, 2016

community hipster

a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.

yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.

by scuttle the sailor January 24, 2011