Grass

The anti henry

Henry will never touch grass

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 27, 2025

Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT

“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”

by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024

Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.

Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?

by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024