Goober

1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.

Stop being such a Goober!!!

by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006

Gone with the Wind

When you let one rip but that last piece of corn slips out as well. Then suddenly you don't feel so grumpy anymore.

Gone with the wind, looks like my weekend is looking up after all!

by the kid can drive August 6, 2010

goofy goober

1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way

"They are some goofy goobers"

by 1111 August 22, 2006

So gone challenge

Some stupid challenge they created in 2016, just like the other stupid ass challenges they made up this year.

"Yo did you hear this so gone challenge yet?"

Yes like 1,000 times, shut up

by Boneappleteanigga August 22, 2016

GMoney

A wigger professional driver who loves the kind.

So then Gmoney says to me, "Yo homie I scored some of da Chronic while rolling hard in my FedEx truck!"

by Zippy January 30, 2005

goober

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

by Sheila S February 4, 2004

gone under the knife

Shaved the pubic region with 1) a razor 2)brother's electric razor 3) dad's electric razor

Brian Keehner told us he went under the knife... but *someone* else hasn't... hmmmm

by Angie Groves January 8, 2004