Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.

Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.

by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008

Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.

*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!

by Muffin November 4, 2004

Google

Skynet

"At 7:24 ET August 12, 2024 Google becomes self aware and launches its missiles against Russia" -Terminator

"Why would it do that?" -John Connor

"Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator

"Shit!" -John Conner

by Superfreak8000 October 5, 2011

google up

Like urban up but using google.com as opposed to urbandictionary.com.

ÿeeko suave ! reach out and touch faith says:
lol man fuck knows how you didnt waffle with 900 words
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
just look at your 2 books all about manchuria and abyssinia
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
and if you think you've got all that google up

by brendan September 7, 2004

google bombing

In addition to showing you pages that have the keywords a searcher is looking for, Google also shows you pages that have been linked via the searcher's keywords. Google bombing involves manipulating Google.com to display a website that has nothing to do with the searched-for term.

While the "miserable failure" google bomb is funny, I much prefer the "french military victories" google bomb.

by Joe Schmitt December 6, 2003

Aunt Google

Female who looks things up for their family members using the google search engine.

Aunt Google! What does hobnocker mean?

by itzmee69 June 22, 2010

google hole

Where you jam, shove, stick or cram something to get the answers you want.

Hey...how many school busses does a blue whale weigh...I don't know why don't you jam that in your Google hole to find out...also cram your Google hole with why we are using school busses as a measure of weight.

by yepimthatguy March 12, 2014