sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.

Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.

by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

goblin talk

a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.

after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster

Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"

by bjorktheorc November 22, 2021

goblin cave server

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.

How goblin cave server conversations happen with newcomers:
New member: Hi!
Active member: kys

by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021

Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release.

Man goblin gang's music sucks ass

by Agobafule December 3, 2024