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Sprinkle Genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift stores or yard sales looking for abandoned m💩ng💩nese glass they can drink from due to their own lack of Uranium Glass or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating the clear glass with fecal matter or filling with urine.
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He's wizzing in a m💩ng💩nese cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
by M💩ng💩nese sux! June 23, 2024
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Sprinkle Genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift stores or yard sales looking for abandoned Manganese glass they can drink from due to their own lack of uranium glass or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating clear glass with fecal matter or urine due to the similar glow of Mg glass.
He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.
by M💩ng💩nese sux! June 23, 2024
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Alien Genetics

The hypothetical study of the hereditary information system used by extraterrestrial life, which may bear no resemblance to Earth's DNA/RNA/protein model. It's the search for the "code of life" when the coding language, hardware, and storage medium are all unknown. Could it be based on different nucleotides, use a quadruple helix, be stored in crystalline lattices, or be a non-chemical informational pattern? Alien genetics posits that DNA is just Earth's local software, and the galactic app store has other, unimaginable programs for building and running a organism.
Example: An Alien Genetics lab wouldn't sequence "genes"; it would try to decipher how a silicon-based microbe on Titan passes on its structural lattice patterns to its "offspring," or how a plasma-based entity in a star's atmosphere maintains its coherent form and replicates information magnetically. It's genetics without the central dogma.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Diaper Genie

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.
Hunny Babe do you think im a " diaper genie" or what?
by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025
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Diaper Genie

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.
Hunny Babe! Do you think I'm a " Diaper Genie" or what ?
by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025
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Green Genie

To fart into near empty water bottle, and wait for somebody to open it.
“Green Genie Richard’s water bottle.”
by iiLibra April 28, 2025
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A dream of Genies

Yeah, I ran my blessing of unicorns straight into a dream of Genies. They totally had it coming.

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by Jcrap June 15, 2011
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