Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.

"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"

by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020

Gaposis

When a driver of a car or truck leaves at least a one and a half car length gap between them either slowing traffic or allowing asshole drivers to sneak in at the last moment.

This fucker has gaposis!

by TheLandscaper June 25, 2020

Gooseboob

A Informal way to say goodbye, goodnight, basically aloha but just for goodbye, created in 2020 during the great goose rampage of the internet

Gooseboob! See ya next time!

by BillyTheBob12345 November 3, 2020

Goose

hot, cute, a person who you find good looking

Jacob Elordi is so goose

Me: You are so goose
Them: Thanks you too

by saghottie42 January 11, 2022

Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

Goose

goose

eat my goose

by Poopysexydoody May 10, 2022

duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group

other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.

by Dagmar May 6, 2006