ghetto mess

trifling, lazy, resulting in a messed up situation

Bernie has been driving around with expired tags on his truck, and now his friend Jay has to drive him b/c he has not taken care of this situation. That is a ghetto mess!

ghetto mess by Hope Thompson February 22, 2008

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Ghetto Buster

How you describe a 1970s' or 1980s' vehicle covered in too much graffiti (usually "decorated"in bright fluorescent colors).

Wow! Can you believe that someone would turn that classic into a ghetto buster?

Ghetto Buster by JGJ180071 February 20, 2009

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Ghetto Rash

gangsta word for herpies

Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"

Ghetto Rash by Blahblah12345xxxx January 9, 2009

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ghetto pumpkin

A watermeleon.

Man I love to have some cold ghetto pumpkin,on this hot summer day.

ghetto pumpkin by alfred walter ramirez February 6, 2009

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Ghetto Sauna

Usually a group of hicks, red-necks, hillbilly's or hickabillys sitting on what used to be living room furniture, in there front lawn, porch etc., ferociously drinking booze in the blazing sun, sweating profusely as if said parties were in a sauna.

"Get out to the ghetto sauna boys, then mamas gonna hose y'all down in the back"

"duh, wheres my malt-liquer?...I got ghetto sauna sweat in my eyes!"

Ghetto Sauna by Word Burglar May 15, 2009

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ghetto sick

Term used to describe when a female from the ghetto gets pregnant, but thinks she is sick so she constantly drinks orange juice to alleviate her "sickness".

"Yo, why Mary keep drinking OJ? She sick?"
"Nah, that jawn ghetto sick."

ghetto sick by jawnyjawnjawn December 7, 2009

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Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

Ghetto Jousting by MatBarne November 22, 2011

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