flonged

The act of sticking a thong up a girls ass, then using the shitty underwear to floss your teeth.

If my breath stinks its because me and my girl flonged last night.

by Chussyface March 11, 2015

fling

To aggressivley jump on someones back.

Fling?
Sure...
(Flings on back)
Ahh!

by wassebe kinkleberry May 12, 2008

flingal

When you fling a peice of food and it lands in someones drink.

Jeff did a flingal and it landed in jennifer's drink.

I was flingaling today and I got chicken in five drinks.

by gregcc May 18, 2006

Flongstic

A combination of flid, mong & spastic. meaning a very stupid person for which no other would describe their stupidity enough

I can't believe you got that wrong you flongstic

by Semtex1871 January 18, 2009

Flying/Dying

a collection of fomer bear stearns employees who coined the phrase 'flying/dying' to cover the huge volatilty that was endemic in the equities markets from 06-10

the term also describes the state of fear and euphoria that was prevelant in the market, driven as traders and fund managers scrambled to either sell longs or cover shorts in fear of losing out on mkt performance'

'Whoa omar.. this market is flying!!!'.. 'uh-oh bad news from the non-farms, now we are dying wardy'.. 'will this mkt make up its mine if its flying/dying Squeer??'

by Donaldinio December 30, 2008

Flying Fried

To smoke marijuana while driving around aimlessly. The weed equivalent of a booze cruise.

"Btw, we are flying fried"
"oh fuck yeah"

by DINmofo June 9, 2009

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009