midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 06, 2004

Shark Head

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.

Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah

by GM123 January 12, 2017

Shark Attack

A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind

Marc: Hey man what's up

Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!

by rogers9615 March 10, 2011

shark tits

In reference to "Great, White" American Breasts.

"Oh, boy! Look at those Shark Tits!!"

by tasteittwice November 10, 2011

Nurse Shark

A black woman's vagina, as used by a Hemingway character in To Have and Have Not when asked if he ever slept with a black woman.

Have you ever slept with a black girl?
yes.
what did it look like?
Like a nurse shark.

by Lou Stenspayce April 02, 2004

Crippling shark

Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.

Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?

Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.

by Ryjatuk Ketowsewebar April 04, 2009

Shark Sugar

Rob's pre-cum.

Girl: what is that on my forehead?

Rob: That's some shark sugar.

by TheJoel666 April 08, 2009