Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth

panda eyed twins

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Rattle-eyed

Can't keep your eyes focused.

Man, I'm so rattle-eyed I can't even focus on my work.

by Rattlesnake246 September 15, 2017

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 31, 2013

Black eyed beans

What black eyed peas really are

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019