Lovey Drunk

Drunk enough to get drawn on, but still trying to get laid

Your boy is so drunk, that he cannot notice he is being drawn on while he is trying to get laid by an ugly girl, he is lovey drunk

by Jameson Tomorrow May 1, 2010

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Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011

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jj drunk

When you get really drunk on the team bus. Weather you're on the team or not.

Hey man how was the game last night?

Good but our dads got JJ drunk!

by Tommy560987 January 23, 2014

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Drunk Knocking

V. The act of knocking on your neighbors doors in the middle of the night when you are completely drunk off your ass and not remembering anything.

PMase got arrested last night when went drunk knocking in his neighborhood and tried to teabag old Mr. Folger. Luckily Mr. Folger didn't have his dentures in.

by Peeno Schneiderman September 11, 2006

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drunk drafting

Typing up a first draft of an essay while inebriated. Common in college freshman.

Oh my God, did you read Kelly's first draft of her English paper? She was clearly drunk drafting last night.

by piroteknix April 28, 2010

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(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

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