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Drive of Shame

A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I can't believe I hooked up with him last night, I had to do a crazy drive of shame
by txfln June 2, 2009
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It's about drive ๐Ÿš— it's about power โšกWE STAY HUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜‹ WE DEVOUR ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ put in the work ๐Ÿ‹๏ธput in the hours ๐Ÿ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black โšซ and Samoan ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ in my veins, my culture banging ๐Ÿ’ฅ with strange โ”I change the game ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive ๐Ÿš— it's about power โšกWE STAY HUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜‹ WE DEVOUR ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ put in the work ๐Ÿ‹๏ธput in the hours ๐Ÿ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black โšซ and Samoan ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ in my veins, my culture banging ๐Ÿ’ฅ with strange โ”I change the game ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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Aggressive Driving

A misnomer. Correctly defined, "aggressive drivers" are the best drivers. Irresponsible and/or reckless driving was improperly described as "Aggressive." This unfortunate misuse of the language was heavily overused in the decade preceding 2010. True aggressive drivers are the most competent, alert and responsible drivers. The antonym for aggressive would be timid.Timid drivers are a major cause of automotive accidents and snarls nationwide.

The term "aggressive driving" is believed to have been coined by the media, grasping for a single adverb to describe myriad acts of reckless driving. When retaliatory, such acts are called "road rage." The etymology of the term is a study of careless use of the language. Misuse of the term gained popularity (roughly 2 decades old) and has become so ubiquitous in the media that retraction and correction in the short term is very unlikely. Even the NHTSA has partially adopted the misnomer and unfortunately defines 'aggressive'sic driving as occurring when "an individual commits a combination of moving traffic offenses so as to endanger other persons or property." About 18 states have codified laws regarding so-called aggressive driving. Timid is the opposite of aggressive. Careful or prudent would be the opposite of reckless.
Aggressive Driving in correct usage means these drivers exhibit the exact opposite of timidity and contribute positively to safety -- Not disabled by fear, lack of confidence and lack of anticipation that characterize the timid driver. Aggressive drivers are accurately described as 'confident.' Timid or passive drivers lack confidence. Politically correct protectionists tend to like the pejorative use of the term "aggressive driver" because it fits their model of society and denial that harm comes from their own timidity.

Timid drivers creep slowly out into merge lanes, fail to move quickly to avoid dangerous situations, stop in protected merge lanes to see if there is traffic coming, operate vehicles significantly out of step with traffic flow, back up traffic more frequently than their peers, tend towards hesitation, rarely anticipate or look ahead, and typically have not learned to drive as fully functional adults. The timid driver is essentially devoid of a sense of timing. Timid drivers are characterized and motivated by fear rather than confidence. Timid drivers (unlike aggressive drivers) stop without warning, stop where no stop is warranted, fail to act, wait without reason, slow down at unexplained times, and drive too much slower than the rest of traffic.
by Groundhog54 December 4, 2009
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Dumb Cunt Driver School

or DCDS. The driving school that some women must have gone to based on there utter lack of understanding of how to operate a motor vehicle or share the road with others.
After taking up 2/3 of the road and not allowing anyone by "she must have gone to Dumb Cunt Driver School to learn how to do that".
Or a woman pulls around a utility truck without looking for oncoming traffic so you almost end up in a head on collision then motions you to back up out of her way. She must have gone to a Dumb Cunt Driver School
by Pennyslvania Driver October 25, 2007
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bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
by Nick D September 22, 2003
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Drivers Test

The hardest Test ever invented. Truly, what is the point? The DMV people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. Best advice? Try not to show weakness.... they can sniff out fear.
DMV person: "Pull over when you get the chance."
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"
by stilldonthavemylicences February 24, 2011
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Drive

to have sex with
by Prominence7 March 30, 2009
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