Naive Definition

Ashley

Naive Definition: ashley your so naive

by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew June 24, 2017

Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

#2 definition of Faggot

Someone who blindly follows trends on any social media, mostly Snapchat.

"Put your Bitmoji here with a heart to support people in hurricane Harvey"

"Aw man don't be the #2 definition of Faggot"

by FagmastaG September 4, 2017

Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018

Unpopular Definition

A term I made up for a definition that defines someone they know in person. These shitty definitions are the ones that should not be on Urban Dictionary, yet people would rather keep out a definition of LPS (shitty) than one of these. Seriously guys, even Urban Dictionary thinks these definitions shouldn't exist. If you're going to keep this out, then fuck you, because you're probably a person who does these types of definitions.

Unpopular Definition

by PI55 September 20, 2018

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

Circular Definition

See self-referential.

To yeet is to perform the action of yeeting.
Circular definitions are just as useful as this sentence.

by Ånon March 5, 2019