Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

feature creep

The progressive addition of requirements into a project (especially software) after the specification has been completed. This can result in bloat and an end product that seems to have lots of extra bits attached with duct tape.

This is often caused by managers or consultants that do not have a clear view of what product development entails and start sentences with "How easy would it be to..."

Just to warn you: Will is the king of feature creep. If he suggests another feature to you, tell him to run it by me first. That'll calm him down.

by correctionalshoesboy July 9, 2004

Corsage Creepage

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"

by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005

weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

Creeper

A hostile mob in minecraft relying on the art of stealth to brutally murder players in an explosion like that of TNT. It's homicidal/suicidal nature and reputation make it an icon for the game. It's about half as slow as the player and mobs such as spiders and zombies, but is slow because it uses stealth over speed. Creepers are recognized by almost everyone who knows what minecraft is.

Player: Man, i just finished this marvelous house!

Creeper: Silent, then B-SSSSSSSSSS

Player: OH SHI-

BOOM!!!! player and creeper killed in explosion

by The Soviet Comrade October 14, 2011

creepbag

A person similar to a douchebag, except creepy as fuck aka a creepbag or creep bag.

Stop looking at me like a creepbag.

by ambiguousd February 21, 2007

The Creeper

A balding cop with a red mustache who likes women with huge natural breast. The creeper also likes to sneak up on teengers in the act of sex in their cars.

The creeper slowly approached a car while a teenage female was giving a blow job.

by chopper13 March 14, 2009