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Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022
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Seventh Column

When all the planets align simultaneously with the angle of your cheek clapping Destiny 2 gunskill culminating in Lord Shaxx screaming #TBF for ever guardian! Also killing seven guardians with out time in between to scratch your nuts will drop you the medal!
Oh The Bee Files dropped another seventh column do they even touch grass?
by #TBF June 9, 2022
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Christina Columbus

Female equivalent to Christopher Columbus. People who "create" new ideas and claim them as their own even though they belong to other cultures.
"Hey did you hear about that girl who made spa water? What's next Christina Columbus? Corn Salad?"
by Ga1laxy August 1, 2022
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Smaller Columbo

Go watch GianniMatragrano Smaller Columbo
Go watch GianniMatragrano Smaller Columbo
by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023
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Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.
by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023
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Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
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Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
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