Christautism

Someone who believes in christianity over obsessively.

They're overwhelming christautism scared everyone away.

by xFaQux December 26, 2025

Holy Christ Day

another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.

Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.

by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009

Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Spiesus Christ

1) An insult, an act of expressing ur anger without directly using profanity.
2) Also meaning Jesus Christ

"Spiesus Christ man, what the hell's wrong with you?"
"Oh my God! It's fucking Spiesus Christ!!!

by Spirrangooo January 11, 2010

Whoopsy Christ

A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.

Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?

by Clown's ASSistant April 3, 2011

Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream

I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

Jesus Christ

A real Superstar.

Jesus Christ Superstar

by Yentelman November 28, 2017