Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

by Dyalect March 5, 2015

end my life cheese

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.

Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017

top left im cheesed

on your heart (top left) you're mad/frustrated. (im cheesed)

person 1; yo what happened
person 2; she pissed me off. top left im cheesed rn.

by some arab bitch May 3, 2017

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017

florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.

“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches”

by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017

mac and cheesed

Someone giving you the worst part of their leftovers while having remnants of the best part still present.

Chris totally mac and cheesed Jeff with that pork sandwich.

by jef-fro November 8, 2017

SHOT CLOCK CHEESE

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.

Omg! Let`s get this SHOT CLOCK CHEESE!

by mosescuh February 27, 2018