cock walked

when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.

"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."

"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"

cock walked by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011

cock blast 

when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.

my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.

man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH

woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!

cock blast by hoes broken May 28, 2010

cock-a-dookie 

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"

Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie

cock-a-dookie by Taveon March 14, 2008

cock mileage 

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

cock mileage by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

cock pita 

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

cock pita by richardstarkey October 19, 2010

cock johnson 

expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud

Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend

Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!

Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!

cock johnson by scrojaboi November 16, 2010

Cock bach 

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song

"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me

Cock bach by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 26, 2010